Daddy/DL

falasha:

betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

Hahahhahaha

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808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

I read them to my wife as well lmao

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bustyexpansions:

riseofwives:

bustyexpansions:

"Open wide my little man! Now don’t be like that! You promised me you’ll start playing along with me after I went through the special treatments…Look how beautiful and full I look now and how tiny you look compared to me…You look like my little brother or something! So open wide baby and maybe Mommy will reward you for being so perfect!"

“m-m-mommy..?” I gasped, incredulous, opening my mouth in shock. How did she..?
But she knew, she knew right away, from my dumbfounded expression. She had hit a nerve, and she knew it. She smiled, knowingly, and slid the spoonful of thick yogurt into my mouth. I had no choice but to take it, and stare at her, wide-eyed.
“Oh, yes!” She cooed, giggling, as I struggled to swallow, “Mommy! Let’s play Mommy and baby, hmm? Would you like that? Would you like that, little man? You and me, now..? Mommy and baby?”

I tried to resist but her alluring aroma, those beautiful eyes, and her soft chest consumed me. I felt my knees weaken, my heart raced, and I could feel my palms sweat. 
The yogurt went down smooth and her giggles felt reassuring. She smiled and readjusted herself. Her giant mounds where now more prominent and in my face once I got closer to her. 
I opened my mouth and she fed me. I felt so humiliated and extremely turned on at the same time. The taste of the yogurt filled my mouth and I smiled half halfheartedly to her.
"Now that’s Mommy’s good little baby!"

bustyexpansions:

riseofwives:

bustyexpansions:

"Open wide my little man! Now don’t be like that! You promised me you’ll start playing along with me after I went through the special treatments…Look how beautiful and full I look now and how tiny you look compared to me…You look like my little brother or something! So open wide baby and maybe Mommy will reward you for being so perfect!"

“m-m-mommy..?” I gasped, incredulous, opening my mouth in shock. How did she..?

But she knew, she knew right away, from my dumbfounded expression. She had hit a nerve, and she knew it. She smiled, knowingly, and slid the spoonful of thick yogurt into my mouth. I had no choice but to take it, and stare at her, wide-eyed.

“Oh, yes!” She cooed, giggling, as I struggled to swallow, “Mommy! Let’s play Mommy and baby, hmm? Would you like that? Would you like that, little man? You and me, now..? Mommy and baby?”

I tried to resist but her alluring aroma, those beautiful eyes, and her soft chest consumed me. I felt my knees weaken, my heart raced, and I could feel my palms sweat. 

The yogurt went down smooth and her giggles felt reassuring. She smiled and readjusted herself. Her giant mounds where now more prominent and in my face once I got closer to her. 

I opened my mouth and she fed me. I felt so humiliated and extremely turned on at the same time. The taste of the yogurt filled my mouth and I smiled half halfheartedly to her.

"Now that’s Mommy’s good little baby!"

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diaperguru:

Adorable!!!

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